5 Creepy Things Kids Have Said

(rooster crowing) (lion growling) – Welcome to Good Mythical Morning – Mind reading! – Okay, oh yeah we have the

– All right, I want you to think about something and write it down, and then I want you to turn around, and I'll tell you what it is – Okay – Think hard – K – Okay, now think about it and look right at me

You're thinking about that dag-um brown Dotson aren't you? – Nope I was thinking about rooster breath (laughing) it's a new YouTube channel that I'm starting out of Austin (laughing) – Yeah, you and Burnie? – Me and Burnie Rooster Teeth's got a spin off, that has nothing to do with Rooster Teeth

It's just gonna be better in every way, I'm coming for you Rooster Teeth It's on my mind Nope, who are we kidding? I can't do that – Rooster breath – Rooster breath

– You are gonna get another dog, aren't you? – Rooster breath, that's our show Rooster breath, it comes out the top of every show – You probably shouldn't make that connection – Rooster Teeth versus Rooster Breath We should collab

– Jessie told me that Christy is now saying that she wants another dog as well, so at this point, it's inevitable You're getting another Dotson – Well, I don't want a Dotson, I want a miniature, long-haired Dotson papillon mix – Oh gosh – That is different colors than Jade

– What if we just did, I mean those basically look like – It's a rescue, of course – Look like Jade – Yeah The papillon tends to shorten Jade a little bit

– But the long is what you want, right? – Well, it – You want the back problems – You want the back problems, no – You want the hip dysplasia That's what it's all about, right? – I don't want that, but I do, I mean, we pick up Jade and we put her on everything

We take her down, and it's just, she's gotten very queen-ish You know? She won't go upstairs or come down the stairs to go to our bedroom She'll stand at the bottom and wait for me to pick her up and take her upstairs Which I kinda like, because I don't like her going up there and maybe peeing on the rug in our bedroom, so it's kinda like a baby gate, but it's just stairs, she won't go up stairs – Hmm

– Or down stairs – But what you gonna do later in life when she's on her own, when she goes off to college? (laughing) And there's stairs everywhere on campus, think about that for a second You gonna help her there? Every time she needs to get into a classroom? – That's a good point – Going to the dorm? You're like, gotta call Daddy, Mommy? You gotta think about these things, you gotta have a long-term outlook on parents – I just kinda pictured I'd always be there picking her up and putting her down

– That's what you thought – When she wants me to pick her up she'll pick up one leg like this and look at me Very queen-ish – Okay, well that's pretty cute, but what we're about to read is not We have, I think all of these are from Reddit

These are things – I have one from Twitter – Oh, Reddit and a little bit of Twitter – Have not read these though, I've just read that one said Twitter – So these things that happened to Redditers, which, you know what? I choose to believe

– That are evil/creepy things that their kids have said or done – Yeah – So it's like no matter how cute a kid can get, they can still be downright evil, and it's all a veneer – This is from a Reddit user Nottompettysgirl "He was cuddling with his grandma and being very sweet

He was about three at the time, then he take sher face in his hands and brings his face close to hers, then tells her that she's very old and will die soon (laughing) Then he points right at the clock in the room" (laughing) – Oh, like minutes from now? – Yes – That is weird, man – Wow

– And then what happened? – I don't know There's no follow up – Reddit user Maryemoremma Emorema wrote, is this all from one subreddit? Let's shout out the subreddit if it is from one "I work in a pre-school, there's this small, kitchenette area in our classroom that the kids use during free time for playing house or whatever, pretend games they think up There was one little girl playing with a baby doll in the kitchenette, rocking it back and forth and singing to it

She then took the baby, shoved it into the play oven and slammed the door shut She turned around, looked straight at me and said, "Sometimes bad babies go in time out" – Oh, gosh – "In the creepiest little girl voice I've ever heard, before smiling and running off" (laughing) – Oh, kids, man

Kids are evil – Kids these days are evil – That's why we don't let kids have babies – That's why they put kids in horror movies I often wonder what they tell the kids, like what does the director tell the kids in the horror movies? – Well you don't want the kid to know that they're scary

– You don't wanna be self aware It's like telling a kid they're funny in a comedy – The younger the kid, the less the kid should know about the premise of the movie – Well, to protect them or to get a good performance? – To get a good performance – Oh

– Because well, probably to protect them, because the whole point, the reason that like a little girl in a dress outside your window is the scariest thing is because the irony level is at peak, peak irony, right? So you don't want her to know that she's scary, because then she ceases to be scary – Hmm – "When I was a waitress," this is from Ratedrx – Ooh, is it? – Get it? Like prescription – Oh

– "When i was a waitress, I watched a little girl, four-ish, stab her plastic fork into her sandwich repeatedly, saying, "Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!" When I asked her what she was doing, her mom was in the bathroom for a minute, she replied with a straight face, "I like to kill things, but mom says I shouldn't, so I picked the ham because it can't scream" (laughing) – The ham? I picked the ham because it couldn't scream? – "picked the ham, because it can't scream" – The stories are from Ask Reddit Thread The question was, "Parents of Reddit, what is the creepiest thing your child has ever said to you?" Here's another one – Okay

– "The creepiest thing my son did was one day is scolded him for misbehaving, so he hid his head under his blanket I pretended I couldn't find him by saying, "Where is my little Carson?" He slowly lowered the blanket, and with a dead, evil stare, said, "Carson is gone (laughing) I am Rick" – Oh! – "I'm certain he's possessed We never knew any Ricks as far as I can remember, still don't

Never figured out where he picked up the name" – That kid is going places, man (laughing) – "Carson is gone, I am Rick" – Rick's a good name for being possessed by Rick

– Ricky – This is from Jilb32 "Our five year old son asked me last week, "What do you see through the black circles in my eyes when your controlling me while I'm at school?" (laughing) – Oh wow (laughing) – I mean, that seems like a parent confession – Oh my gosh! – Who was that from? – That is from Jilb32

That's incredible, he thinks that his dad is controlling him like a robot while he's at school – And he's cool with it, he just wants to know, "What do you see?" See it all, huh? – Are you recording my vision, my field of vision? Because I know you're controlling me – The last one I read was XYZed, and this one's from Psalm_69 "I was sound asleep and at around 6am, I was woken up by my four year old daughter's face inches from mine She looked right into my eyes and whispered, "I want to peel all your skin off

" (laughing) How do you respond to that? Uh, no – Not today – Not if you want your screen time – Not right now (laughing) – I don't know, maybe the parent had sunburn? – As dark and demented as my kids can get, thanks to their dad

(laughing) They've never said anything like this I got work to do This is from Seethella, or Seeth-ella – [Woman] Wait, wait, wait, wait, you know Shepherd's been on the show several times, and he said a lot of this on camera – That's a good point

– [Woman] He said a lot of disturbing things – I guess he doesn't say disturbing things privately, he only does it for the cameras? – He does it, he sees how people react to him, and so then he starts leaning into it, so he says it for entertainment's sake, and I guess, I mean, he's very entertaining at home, but it's not in this way For some reason he's just decided to do that on our show – He's storing it up for the show – Right

– Or for something else, like heinous acts – He would be a good, he's a good story teller though You know? He's got a good imagination "The creepiest thing my son did was one day I scolded him for misbehaving, so he hid his head under his blanket" – Keep going

I think I know where this is going – "I pretended I couldn't find him by saying, "Where is my little Carson?" – Yeah? – "He slowly lowered the blanket, and with a dead, evil stare, said, "Carson is gone, I am Rick" "I'm certain he's possessed, we never knew any Ricks as far as I can remember, still don't" – This is like deja vu – "Never figured out where he picked up that name

" – Now this is interesting, because – I think Rick is trying to get in on the show twice – But he only possesses Carson (upbeat music) Carson? Are you watching? – [Narrator] We'll be here for a while, but our 48-hour flash sale won't be Hurry over to mythical

store now and save before it's gone

Be the first to comment

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.


*


This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.