99 Cents Store Pool Toy Haul

(rooster crows) (lion roars) (loud boom) (spinning wheel clicks) – Welcome to Good Mythical More Superpower

Daniel? – Yes – Rhett would grab this and he'd read it So, I'll let you do the honors Welcome to Good Mythical More to you and to Richard as well – Thank you for having us

Don't tell anyone but we're actually superheroes, and our names are Bob and Tom And our power is dot, dot, dot That's all it says – And this is when we make it up So, I am Bob! And my superpower is to turn any word onto itself backwards and it'd still be the same word

Like racecar Or porcupine pibe porcipoop Por And what about you? Tom – I'm Daniel, I like to have fun

– But if you were to pretend to be Tom, what would your superpower be? – This makes me nervous – Okay, you know what? We don't have to do it I didn't do a great job either, it's fine – I don't like to pretend – It's fine

You know what? Let's just have fun – I pretended one time – What happened? You didn't have fun? – I bought you a gift – Really? I actually brought – I've been, I've been – I brought you a gift too

I got a 99 cent store haul of pool toys and other summer goodies that maybe we could play together But what's your gift? – I've been thinking about you In our time – Yeah – That we have here

– Okay – And I wanted to make the most of it – Well, that makes me feel good So what's the you want to give it to me now? – I have a few things – Okay, so this looks like some Scotch tape, not sponsored

Translucent tape, taped upon itself Like taped against itself, right? – Cool, huh? – Yeah, it's great Was it off of something that you had taped? – A tape dispenser (clears throat) – Sometimes when you pull tape over the tape dispenser and it like sticks to itself, then it renders the tape useless And then you – That's not what happened

Richard thought it would be a good idea to just give you that – So Richard's thinking about me, too – It's mostly Richard who's thinking about you – I didn't even know Richard liked me – He thinks about you

– Did he just tell you that? – He said that was all he was willing to share – Okay You have anything else for me in your pocket? Because I got some stuff here for you – Yes – I'll put this in my pocket

Daniel, it really looks like a used Kleenex Not a sponsor A facial tissue Do you use this? – Yes, twice – Okay, you want me to throw it away for you? Or what's your expectation? – To make you happy

– Well, I'm happy It's just not, it's not sanitary to give you mind if I throw this away? Do you mind if I keep this in my trashcan? – Sure – Okay I'll keep it right down here – That sounds nice

– And you know what? I got some stuff for you Like I said, I went to the 99 cent store Who are we kidding? I didn't go anywhere I was just given this sack of stuff from the 99 cent store – It looks like a fun sack

– Right, let's open it So right here, look at this Check that out, man Hello Summer Jumbo Bow Set Look at the other side

– Oh, right – You want to open it? – Yes This is an amazing value (paper scrapes) – How much does it say? That's right It says that it's $1

99 right there Amazing new value (rips) 'Kay (crinkles) (rips) 'Kay (rips) – There you go

Ready to go – Okay, that's very good You look like sporty today This seems to be – I'm glad you asked that – a new look for you

– I'm glad you asked me about my tracksuit – It (laughs) You've been, have you been running track or something? – I joined a track team – Oh, really? Really? – I'm the timer – Okay

You're the timer That you use the stop watch – Richard times Test, test me, do something I'll tell you how long it was

– All right Well I've got this Hello Summer inflatable joust stick – It took you eight seconds to say that – Well, I was gonna suggest that I could blow it up and you could time that – It took you three seconds to say that

– Okay, so, unravel that And in here we've got, we've got a pumper So I'm gonna pump this up – Have you heard of Ben Johnson? – Yeah, the runner – I'm timing him

He's very old – You're like personal timer to Ben Johnson? Really? – Mm-hmm – He went through some controversy, I think – Steroids That was all a lie

It's what Ben told me – We already have one that's blown up So this is what it's going to look like after you I thought I was gonna blow it up and you were gonna time me But you can blow it up – I'll time you

– Your nose itchy? You want Richard to blow it up? – He could try – I'll hold it here so so it'll fill there (growls) Let me try – That took 14 seconds – Let's see, this really doesn't want to go in here

– I have another gift – Oh, let me see it (pumps) Is this from you or Ben Johnson? A sock Whose, thank you, whose sock is this? – Yours – Do you have the other one? – What do you mean? – The other sock

Typically come in pairs like feet – Are you disappointed? – I love it (pumps) Can you hold this out so that it can not be impeded from inflation? – I feel like you don't, I feel like you don't like my gifts – I think it's special that you gave me gifts (pumps) Oh yeah! Look at that, Daniel! Pumping it up

You think that's good? – It took you 17 minutes to do that – That's (laughs) What does Ben Johnson say about your timing? All right, so, at this point we can joust with these – I'm not having fun anymore – What do ya, come on, have fun – I had fun with Ben Johnson

– Well I know I'm no Ben Johnson, but let's joust, man – Ben Johnson has the other sock He liked it He wears it He's worn it on his left and his right foot

I'm disappointed in you – I'm sorry, man, the last thing I want is for you to be disappointed I love the sock I'll wear the sock – Give me the sock back

– You're gonna give it to Ben? – Yes I'm going to give it to someone who appreciates it Give me the tissue And the tape – Can I keep the tape? – Would you like to fight now? – Yeah, it will be fun, man

(bops) (smacks) – Wait, stop, don't (bops loudly) Ouch, Daniel You got, okay You can have these (upbeat music) And Ben

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