Bacon Cheeseburger Funnel Cake Taste Test

(rooster crows) (tiger roars) (wheel prong clicks repeatedly) – Welcome to Good Mythical More – I know where it's gonna land, Link – Ooh

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You know the thing about us as animals is that we're in a position to help other animals You know? Some other animals are helpful, like that whale video with like the whale helping the diver from like – Pinched from the shark? – From like weeks ago, yeah – Yeah, yeah – Whales help people – I think whales have a wealth of knowledge, they have a wealth of knowledge

– A wealth, a wealth of knowledge – Um, you know what, speaking of wealth of knowledge, not really a great transition – I got fried Pepto-Bismol and you've got – A shirt, this is the Blood Oath shirt, now this signifies that moment that we made a decision to create together back in the '90s, and now we've commemorated that on this T-shirt it's in a tee like this and a long sleeve – The long sleeve version goes down his arms – All the way to the wrist If you're in the society, you got access to it a day early, but if not you can get yours now before they sell out – Limited quants

– Mythicalstore Okay, uh – So I earned this – But first we have to, this is a s'more This is a society determined more, if you're a member of the society you can vote on what we're gonna do every once in a while on Good Mythical More

– Here are the options: Rhett and Link do the whole episode in vibrating massage chairs, or wear pants as shirts, or must hold the talking stick in order to talk, but the winner with 4204% is massage chairs So we've just, we've strapped massage surfaces to our existing chairs There's a heat setting too You got it on? It seems like you've already turned it on

– Yeah – There's two levels – I went straight to level two – Level one (groaning) – I don't mess with level one

– Level two (groaning in unison) – California – [In Unison] Knows how to party, California – [Woman] Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey – [In unison] Knows how to party – Oh gosh, were gonna get claimed

It sounds nothing like it – Arizona (people laughing) – Oh, that feels good, thank you Mythical Society Members for choosing something that makes me more comfortable I think they're kinda taking pity on us after like having to do stuff that makes us – Right – More uncomfortable – Yeah, I kinda like having just a slight vibration going in my voice at all times anyway Makes me feel like I'm really reverberating

– I feel like this is going to loosen the phlegm that has been draining from my nasal region into my stomach and making me feel nauseous – Speaking of that – for the past who knows how long – Speaking of nauseous why don't you enjoy your deep fried Pepto-Bismol as Josh brings in something that's way better than that (wheel rolling) That should have been for the winner – Yeah (something banging) – [Josh] Ow – So can you turn the heat on and the – I'm sure you can heat and vibrate at the same time

I mean, this is America man – Hello Josh – Hey Guys – Gosh (coughing) – How do you this is that's so large – Thank you (coughing) – Do you think that in the s'more it was implied that like if an additional crew member joins that they also get to sit on a massage chair? – No – No – Okay I was just checking just to make sure but that's good to know that it wasn't – You know what any

anytime you want to get in my chair, as long as I'm not in it, you can get in my chair – Thank you I'm gonna do that – You know what? If you let me mercilessly wield that knife, I'll let you sit in my chair – I like when you have a knife in your hands

I like the wild card factor – You know what – I live on the edge – I don't want him – You failed the test – I don't want him touching this – Alright so this also is not a funnel cake cheeseburger from the Texas state fair – They really want that there

(laughing) – That's the thing You see Morgan over there, you see you're driving him nuts You're driving him wild in like a, in like a frustrating not sexual way – Not in a sexual way, okay, I'm really glad that you disclose that cause that's immediately where I went Cause there's always been that sort of you know – Tension – Yeah tension between me and Morgan

– I'm so mad – but it's good to know where Morgan stands on that thank you – I have to turn my freaking massage off because it makes me feel like I have to cough, and I don't want to give you what I got – Thank you – I want to take what you have – That's good – I'm turning the heat off The heat's off by the way

– So the Texas state fair does have a funnel cake cheeseburger I didn't make that one I made my original recipe for it because I invented this on my now defunct blog culinarybrodowncom and I posted – You just promote your – My defunct blog that goes to literally no where? Yes, I sure did – That's cool that's cool, that's cool – And – Then they, they took the idea and invented it – Then I think a a what do they call it a minor league like farm team baseball team took the idea and then they made it but you can trace this back, like I posted the Instagram picture July of 2014 There are no records of the funnel cake cheeseburger existing before then, and then a team called the Rattler's started making it their statement – The Rattler's – and then it started popping up at state fairs, but I invented it this is the original recipe

Its got a strawberry rhubarb ketchup on it with smoked paprika powdered powdered sugar, and some balsamic dressed arugula and candy bacon – Look at that man – That looks amazing, now I'm trying to figure out – I'm glad I'm vibrating right now – Before you taste that I want this to be the last thing I taste so could you guys wait for me to eat this first? – I'll wait – Cause I don't want to eat this second

– As long as it doesn't take you that long but it is Pepto-Bismol Oh gosh – Yeah it was – I'm not gonna do that, that's too much – Congratulations on your win Link (laughing in background) – Oh, it's suppose to come with ranch

Forgot it – It'll turn your poop black – It's gonna make me feel better Oh, it's cold (chewing) – Look happy, you won man

– I'm a winner – You won by like a good margin, like probably the largest margin in many many moons that we've played this game – Pepto-Bismol is not a bad thing when used in it's proper context – I, you know what? I tried to explain this to my son the other day As I was trying to get him to eat some Pepto-Bismol – just a little tablet

He's like, "Dad, this tastes horrible" I was like, "No, it tastes good, son" (background laughing) "

just really, really taste it Don't think medicine think candy" Now, he eats it on a regular basis

– Hmm Teaching your kids to eat medicine like candy? – Yeah – Yeah, I was gonna say it, but chose to not (laughing) I don't want to tell him how to parent You know? – Here we go – All right – Oh, wow! You gotta get a big mouth for this thing

The bun is very crunchy – Mhmm – Whoa! Yeah – So, did this make its way into other fairs? – It did – Do they do the strawberry part as well? – No But it's the funnel cake buns – that's what was proprietary to me

But they actually put queso on it at the Texas State Fair They're changing it up a little bit I maintain that I am the sole inventor of this And I will go to the grave that way – You want to sue? – Yeah

– All right – Can I borrow our lawyers? (laughing) – What's in the funnel cake? – It's actually a savory funnel cake So there's like some creole seasoning in there – Mhmm – Some good ole' Tony Chachere's And then on top is smoked paprika – Tony what? – Tony Chachere! You guys don't know Tony Chachere? He's a contemporary or Zatarain

– Yeah – Oh – Yeah, Zatarain – Yeah, yeah I know Zatarain

(chewing food) But it's still a little sweet too, which is nice – Mhmm – I can't believe I never eaten while vibrating before, but I think I'm only going to do it now – Right – I'm incredibly jealous

– I'm going to tell my wife that I need to be vibrating when she feeds me – Rhett developed a – Glad you have that open line of communication with her that you can do that

– Rhett developed a theory in high school that – It was actually middle school and I got – Was it? – I got at least 40% of the cafeteria to join in on this I said, "If you shake your food, it excites the molecules and actually increases the taste" Half of the cafeteria was sitting there, going (laughing) What's happened to the children? – They're eating medicine like candy – I mean I knew you were joking, but I went along with it because I got a kick out of everyone shaking their food – And then, depending on the person's personality they'd be like – "It's better" – "I think it is better" (laughing) – It's like a placebo shake – That's how I figured out the ones I could most easily manipulate (chewing food) – What were you doing? Starting a cult in middle school? – Yeah, I did a lot of things

– Thank you That's how you got girlfriends, huh? We're commemorating our creative promise to each other with the Blood Oath tee and long-sleeve at mythicalcom

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