Can We Beat Google? (GAME)

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Yeah, so basically what we're gonna do is we have some questions on these cars, and they are questions that are commonly asked of Google – Uh-huh – And, uh, but we're not going to use Google I'm gonna ask Link questions He's gonna ask me questions

And you have to see if you have this information in your own brain, and you don't have to result to the internet Uh, "result"? Resort And the funny thing is is that this is something that I feel like, as a culture, we've definitely gotten somewhat stupider – Yeah – I think we've gotten smarter in certain ways, but there's absolutely no doubt we've gotten stupider in some ways because you don't have to retain this information if you've got an internet connection

So how stupid are we is really the question that we're going to answer right now – So I'm gonna start – Okay I'm gonna ask you a question As I ask the question– and by the way, we pulled these questions from a list of the 1,000 most asked questions on Google from a site called mondovo

com You know mondovocom So who knows how legit this is I've never heard of mondovo

com but this first question that I'm gonna ask you is ranked the 395th most asked question on Google – Man, I– – As of recently I just realize I'm so nervous right now because I don't feel like I– I feel like every time somebody asks me a question, I go to my phone So as I ask you the question, I'm going to be typing it into Google, and then hitting enter Okay

So you have to blurt out the answer No I'm not gonna try to go faster than you

I'm just gonna try to say the thing that comes to mind You have to beat Google You have to be faster than Google – Okay – Let's just try it this way

I didn't know that was– yeah, sure What's the question? How old is Drake? – 34 – Question mark, enter – 34 – You said 34

– 31 – Ooh, sorry, Drake You did beat Google in giving an answer, so points for that He is 31 years old, as of today But I was– but– – October

– It's not his birthday, though October 24th, 1986 is his birthday Okay, all right, Link Here's a question for you When did the Titanic sink? – 1892

– 1912 Hey, 20 years off isn't bad – That wasn't bad – I mean, 20– – Give or take 20 years – And I did– And did I say my answer before Google gave you one? – No

– Oh, so no points at all I don't wanna do that If you're saying an answer, I'm not gonna cut you off Yeah, yeah, sure, then after the fact, I wanna know if I at least gave an educated answer within the same timing When I did "When did the Titanic," then "sink" came up, and I just hit that, and then that– – Can't do that

– Can't do that? You can't use autocomplete Okay All right, new rule ( clears throat ) So far we're 0 for 0 0 for 1 each

0 for 2 total I'm also doing proper capitalization Okay, Google cares about that Okay, ready? How many minutes in a day? 60, 300, uh– 3600? No– No– You said 3600 The answer is

1,440 Yeah, 'cause it's 60 x 24 You don't have to tell me

I have Google I couldn't have done that math in my head anyway – 1440 minutes in a day – We're so good All right, ask me another one

I'm gonna get this one Okay, what does DNA stand for? "Deo-nucleide enacious" Say again? "Deo-nu-nucleide enacious" It is "deoxyribu"– deo– deoxyribonucleic acid Deoxyribonucleic acid

Yeah, that– You almost said that Ribonucleic acid You said "enacious" at the end of yours? I was close Didn't get that one The computers are

both: Smarter than us That's what we're learning, kids Trust the computers

I think you can get this one When is Father's Day? Uh, May 8th? I don't know

June 17th Really? What do you mean, really? Yeah Hold on Is it always on the 17th? Well, in 2018 is June 17th – What is– Is it Sunday? – But I think it's on a Sunday

Is it, like, the second Sunday, the third Sunday in June? How is Father's Day determined? In 1966– How is Father's Day determined? Do you know that? Third Sunday in June in 1966 they came up with that – In 1966 President Lyndon B– – both: Johnsonissued the first Presidential proclamation – honoring – Beatin' Google left and right

fathers, designating the third Sunday in both: June – as – both: Father's Day Who needs Google? Six years later the day was made a permanent national holiday when President Nixon signed it into law in 1972

Okay, this is– Now, if you don't get this– Gosh, I should've kept my eyes open If you don't get this one, you will live in shame forever Oh, crap Okay? Seriously? How many "Star Wars" movies are there? D-D-S– eight Nine

They keep growing Ten Including what? That's just a number that comes up, is ten Okay, well, it doesn't even matter if it's right Does that include "Solo"? Uh

Well, I was wrong 'cause I was low anyway But it's the first three, then the next three, and then there's three that have already happened, and there's one that's coming in summer, so that's ten Right? Is that how the math is done? That sounds right to me

Well, who named their kid Lando? But it's growing It's growing I named my kid Lando so I wouldn't have to actually know everything about Star Wars Be like, "Whoa, back off" Um, all right, got another one for you

( clears throat ) Man, I you were gonna get that one, man What does RSVP stand for? Return request– Requested? Please? Request– Hold on Return requested please? Return requested very much, please? Répondez s'il vous plaît Uh, s'il vous– – Please respond – Respond, please

– I– Uh– – No, but it's French I didn't get it It's French but you did the translation, which was an added computation – That's pretty good – I'm better than Google? – You're better than Google

– I knew it Respon– Please respond Répondez s'il vous plaît I'm doing another one which I feel like you will get How– Whoops, I have to delete the previous one

Sorry How do you say "I love you" – in French – Je t'aime – You got it You beat it

Je t'aime – Yes! – I beat Google! – All right, Link got one I was in the French mind state, and I nailed it – Okay – All right, I got another one for you

Why do we yawn– I misspelled "yawn" I'm misspelling "yawn" You have a chance To get more air Oxygen

"To get more air," he says Oxygen depletion According to kidshealthorg /en/kids/yawnhtml, one is that when we are bored or tired, we just don't breathe as deeply as we usually do

Wait, I think when they're saying, one, they don't know for sure, but these are theories "As this theory goes, our bodies take in less oxygen because our breathing was slowed – Therefore, yawning helps us bring more oxygen" – Get more oxygen "into the blood" – Hey, I beat Google! – "

and move more carbon dioxide" into the You got it I'm a little under the weather

I don't wanna I appreciate that I think I sneezed into my hand Give me another one Let's go

Let's go rapid All right, you're gonna get this one How to become famous Uh, YouTube It's actually, "1

Decide how famous you want to be" – Check Very famous – "2 Create a unique solution to a problem

– 3"– – Is this– – WikiHow – WikiHow "Stand out from other people 4 Audition for a reality show" Really? "5

Be generous in a unique way" Oh, that's cool "6 Work on a world record" Or "7

Post a silly video" Who would do that? So I was right You finally got to seven How do you post a video, silly video? On YouTube Right

I got that one right, too Okay, I'll give you a point on that one How to tell if a girl likes you If she breathes heavy – Too late – And yawns – Okay

Okay – If she yawns in your presence This is also wikiHow "Method 1 Understanding body language

" "Look at her stance Pay attention to eye contact Take context into account

Notice if she touches you or tries to get closer Pay attention to whether she randomly hugs you" – What about the breathing? – "See if she mirrors your moves" Yep, what about the breathing? "Notice if she's playing with her hair" There's more items but you weren't right so far, so the first seven

I think the moral of the story is– – I wanna give you one more – Okay – You want one more from me? – Sure You know Okay, last one

This is number 320, most asked question on Google, according to Mondovocom Mondovocom Plug

Why are cats afraid of cucumbers? Because they're stupid and evil And they think they're snakes Apparently cats are afraid of cucumbers Oh, yeah According to bustle

com– It just comes up in Google It would "be that cats would be afraid of anything that was able to sneak up on them like that Meanwhile, Jill Goldman, a certified animal behaviorist, told National Geographic that it's possible that cats' first instinct is to assume that the cucumber is a snake, which can be a deadly predator" See, I get a point because they're stupid and evil But I gotta Google, "Are cats afraid of cucumbers?" Oh, yeah, just watch a video

Watch the first video that comes up You've not seen that? – I've never seen it – Oh, gosh, you haven't seen the cats vs cucumber compilation? I'll be watching that for the rest of the day We'll see you guys later on

We're about to have some fun Seriously?

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