Chain Restaurant Crouton Taste Test

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– That is correct it is you – Rhett man, you look like you've been through the ringer I have, man Spend some time with this guy – I'll ring you out and leave you out to dry

I'll squeeze all the juice out of you and make a potion with it – See (laughing) – Look at this cute little ranking board we have here Six to one – So we've got croutons from all the same places that we just experienced

Right? – That's right – All the same places? Yeah – And we are going to rank croutons The content you've been living for – But first, you remember our Flamin' Hot episode where we bought out some special packaging for the things that we flaming hotted

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You know let's go from the worst to the best of sticks So this is Outback Let start with the Sizzler – Sizzler – So we got a Sizzler here

Don't eat the one with the flag – It doesn't end well, does it? – No It ends like bad burnt toast It didn't start that great either – I think the Sizzler's philosophy is just you throw enough out there people get confused

You know what I'm saying? You bombard them with choices and at the end they're just like, I don't know if it was good or not, but I'm full – But they invented the salad bar, man I did say that was Sizzler, right? – You did – [Link] We're gonna start them on six because– – [Rhett] Did you ever go to the Western Sizzlin'? – [Link] All the time – Isn't it done? – With Nanny and Vicky, man, we'd always go there

– Was it a buffet as well? – Um, they introduced a buffet, and then it was turned into a Golden Corral many years later – Yeah – I believe You know what? It wasn't, but it had that same, they adopted the Golden Corral spread What was next? – Um, TGF, Applebee's was next

These are some yellow croutons – [Rhett] Oops – [Link] Which I might really like – What? There's no crunch at all – They've been sitting out

– [Man] They were covered – They were covered – Look, look, look – They're mushy – You're not supposed to do that to it

This is horrible Put that on the end – Hey, I mean– – Sizzler's way better than that – They probably give 'em to you fresh so they're crunchier, but like they get that mushy that quickly – Yeah, uh

That's a piece – That's a problem Um, TGI Friday's, I think that was next Could be wrong – [Rhett] These are promising looking

– [Link] Yeah – Oh, uh-huh That's are good crouton – It's got a Parmesan cheese saltiness to it – Number one right now

– Do you think there's cheese in it? Do you detect cheese? – [Rhett] I detect, my cheese detector's going off a little bit – Bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling I'm gonna leave that one here in case we want to taste it again And then let's go with Chili's And just to show you the differences here

– Oops If you thought awkward times were the same, you were wrong – Here's Outback and here's Texas Roadhouse just to look at how different they are – There's not one crouton factory that everybody's getting them from – [Link] Outback's making a big crouton

Look at how big that crouton that is – It seems like they're compensating for something, well in salads – Chili's – It's not good – Well, it's a bit stale

– But it also has– – And powdery It taste like celery – It's really uniform It's not as bad as TGI Friday No, it's not as bad as Applebee's

– [Link] But Sizzler is better – [Rhett] Yeah Sizzler is making a strong showing – [Link] Sizzler's moving on up – [Rhett] In the crouton department

– I guess I'll get this big frickin' crouton here from Outback, even though it was the winner It's there, so I'm gonna taste it – Oh man That's really good I like slightly burnt crunchy things

I think that's the purpose of a crouton – Um – Hold on – I gotta say that I think I like the Friday's better, but I want to taste this one first You're saying that Outback's number one

– I think Outback is significantly better That's how good it is And TGI Friday's was really good – I want to go back to the Friday's, but let's taste the Texas Roadhouse – Oh

– Um – That's good too – It's actually crackery, and I don't like that It taste like a cracker You know what I'm saying? It's got a little bit of a– – It taste like a Ritz

– Yeah It's got a ritziness to it that I don't like I'm voting to put this one below those two, and I think– – I'm not gonna argue with you on that – I think our finalist is– – [Rhett] Rather than argue with you is that the Outback is better than the TGI Friday – Right, so here's a Friday's

I mean, again there's quite a variety in there There is a dark one Here, eat half of this dark one from Friday's, and half of the light one I like that cheesiness – It's a good crouton, but this is almost buttery, man

It's also the most unique – It crunches in a very satisfying way – I think it is really really good, and I feel– – Yeah – [Rhett] You know what? They got the best steak and the best croutons – [Link] Dang Outback

Outback's doing it – All right Outback You're the only one that we can still have a sponsorship with, so– – Bring it on – We're ready Link has a great Australian accent

You should here it – Hi Come on over to the Outback and get you some bloomin' onion – Stear your ears towards some biscuits you can hear Listen to new episodes of ear biscuits now on Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts

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