Guess The High School Superlative (GAME)

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– Whoa – Okay So let's meet some mythical crew members who are recipients of high school graduation superlatives – Josh's doesn't understand the game – Uh

That's fine – Allegedly – Neither do we (laughing) Okay Josh This is how this is gonna work

Um, in high school– – Yes I've heard of it – Right – Yeah – You got voted as

Oh man, I can't even explain it (laughing) – See It's not (mumbles) – There are things called high school superlatives (mumbles) – And that is way to describe what you think will happen to someone or something, some aspect of other personality that is specially notable

– It's a prediction of recognition – And not just a prediction But I guess it is a prediction – Of recognition – Most likely to

But sometimes it's also like best personality or you know heinous – Most likely to murder somebody – You should see what I got – It could be – Yeah and we're gonna try to match these superlatives with these individuals

– Right And if you don't get one, we'll give you it – Thank you – Don't worry – Okay

I still don't understand but we can still just do it (laughing) – Okay The first one is most likely– – Just go over there (laughing) – Okay now, let's do the thing where we lay them all out because a lot of times we get locked into things – Yeah

– So we got most likely to be a comedian You got best all around We got best car Runner up (laughing) Somebody had the second best car, which goodness gracious they were getting desperate throwing out them superlatives

Weren't they? (laughing) And most likely to be in a Pantene commercial Go ahead and hold that Oh, you know what No Kevin had long hair

– Oh, the Kevster with his volleyball outfit – How about I have longer hair – You also – [Link] You had long hair too – Yep, I did

(mumbles) – [Rhett] Curve ball – [Link] We're you a part of the team? – I was in the marching band – I am right about the volleyball, right? – Yes – Right 'Cause we saw the

– Yep – [Link] And you were wearing it – Yep – [Link] It was baggy And your hair

– Yep – Pantene – Yep – He said yep – Yap to everything else

Wow, this is Wow – I think John is the best all around He's just like everybody loves him – Wow, okay

(laughing) – I agree – Alright – He's better than all of us – You don't know how the game works – I'm sorry Ellie

You're the best all around – Thank you – I think that now but in high school it was John – I'm gonna cry – Ellie

– This is not us saying anything about Oh, I guess it kind of is – Ellie is very effortlessly funny Stop it (laughing) – And I could definitely see people being like oh, she's definitely gonna be a comedian

Don't you think that? – Yeah Yes, she's effortlessly funny – But she's also – She's best all around funny – But she's def, I'm sure she could've been in a Pantene commercial

(laughing) And you know she ain't got the second best car No way – Or the third or the fourth She's way down there with cars (laughing) – Rhett doesn't want me to cry

– Okay, take the most likely to be a comedian for now – But I'm a girl Okay (laughing) – But you know what I'm saying about John It's just like has John ever made an enemy? Has John ever gotten in a fist fight? Has John ever t'd anybody off? Has John ever made a mistake? – No, but when I think about John

– Socially – I think about a guy having like almost a great car (laughing) He's like the kind of guy that would drive around a pretty awesome but not great car (laughing) Who had the fricken best car? I mean, they must – Let's give this to Kevin, right? – Yeah, I think so because we know he had long hair

– [Link] Right, right – These could be switched definitely 'cause I could see – I think that all the years at your high school were funny and this is just one of many So they were just having lots of fun – Do you know what high school I went to? – What? – I went to Lancaster High School

Do you think they're having fun there? – [Rhett] Oh – Do you know where Lancaster is? – Yeah, yeah North of here – It's in fun land county – That's not untrue

– Fun land county Josh, you're decent all around You said it with so much more enthusiasm to everybody else – I mean – Everybody you're like John you're the perfect person

Like Ellie and then there's me Yeah, you're doing that Right (laughing) – You probably have a car – I don't own a car

I drive my girlfriend's car – Yeah, but this is high school we're talking about – Yeah, the car you had in high school broke down and you never got another one – I'm not gonna – Best car runner up

Why do they even have to put that in there? – What do you have to say for yourself? – I'm just enjoying listening – I've dug a hole so deep there's no way I'm getting out of this – It's okay – I feel so uncomfortable and it's your fault Okay

I'm just gonna hand Look, switch it any way you want I want this to be on you – You want me to take it – [Link] I do

– You can't make them do it What's the point? – Do you want to chose which one you were? – No, I was talking to you – Oh You said let them do it – No I

– I thought you said let them, instead of let him do it – Let him do it I think that's what I don't know what I said – I think we may be completely wrong in every one of these

That's what's hitting me right now – What do you gonna switch it to? – I don't know – Well the safe bet is to give her Pantene – Okay Hold on, hold on

– I feel like – I think Josh could be most likely– – Hold up I feel like I'm having a weird psychic moment Would you just let me make the switches? – I already said you could Yeah

But I don't believe it's psychic I think that's Josh Oh John's the life of the party (laughing) – You still got the second best car

(laughing) – Okay So in order to reveal these instead of them speaking up, the reveal is gonna happen via a high school photo, not necessarily from the year but of the person So let's start with best all around – Who was best all around? – Who was best all around? – [Rhett] John, I was right – [Link] John Warder and Skylar Hurley

– [Rhett] Skylar – [Link] Look at that huge tie – [Rhett] Yeah, that's a– – [Ellie] Wow – [Link] Does that tie turn into a red carpet? Skylar walks on it – It was loose you know

Casual – You definitely would've got best tie if that was one to the things – Longest tie – Your hair's so spiky – See I was right

– You were right You know what 'cause psychic moments are not a real thing That's what we just learned They don't exist – Alright, let's go with most likely to be a comedian

Who was that? – [Rhett] Ellie – [Ellie] That's me – [Rhett] We were totally Our first instincts were right, man – I don't have a picture of the yearbook but that's a picture of me as a boat

(laughing) See, I'm so funny I'm so quirky – Effortlessly funny as I mentioned – Yeah, it took no time at all to build the boat – We were completely right the first time

– Eh, we – No – Yeah, you said that – With this one Okay

And most likely to be in a Pantene commercial Kevin, let's see it – [Rhett] Yes – [Link] Yes (laughing) (mumbles) – [Ellie] That's bleak

That's like the first image – [Link] Like a surfer boy shot There's a lot of room up there for like a meme I'm just saying – [Ellie] Or a album title

– [John] You can see how cool I think I am in that look (laughing) – [Rhett] Yeah, yeah, yeah Never look like you know that you're being photographed – [Ellie] Oh wow – [Link] Wow, who? Oh gosh, she's happy

(laughing) – [Ellie] Is she okay? – [Rhett] Did you tell her to make that face? – [Man] No, she got runner up – [John] No, but she is my ex-girlfriend (mumbles) – Okay, we won't talk about her that much – I don't where she's at – Okay and finally runner up best car

(laughing) – [Ellie] Yeah – It was a '95 Taurus I bought it for a dollar from my friend's dad I smashed the back windshield with a shotgun accidentally and didn't replace it for two years It didn't break down

I never got a new one I didn't renew the plates for four years and then finally a cop pulled me over and was like we got to take your car (laughing) I was like that's fine I just did and it's sitting somewhere in the lot – This is the saddest story I've ever heard in Good Mythical More

– Yeah, yeah, definitely We got some great times with it – Who got best car? – Oh, Reef Bensworth (laughing) – Was it a Benz? – That not a name – No, it wasn't

It was a BMW – Oh, Bensworth drove a BMW – Oh, Reef had the coolest BMW I think that was an ironic vote (laughing) Also we were gonna murder out the car 'cause that was the thing back in the day where you'd like paint in matte black

– Oh yeah – So we had sanded down me and my friends half the car Got lazy 'cause we had found out it was really hard And so we just had a half sanded down car, no back windshield When it would rain I would have to shut the back doors with a blanket in it and stretch it across

– It's getting sadder – That's the saddest – Oh eventually (mumbles) exploded and it was just yeah – Well the moral of the story is don't trust your psychic intuition (laughing) Don't change your answers

Always go with your first instinct We've said that many times on the show and we violated the rules

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