Making A Rotten Hot Car Sandwich

(rooster crows and lion roars) (wheel spinning) – Welcome to Good Mythical Mor– – Hey, Gifticality (applauding) We're donating one thousand dollars to the Animal Welfare Institute to aid in their mission to improve the treatment of animals everywhere

Please join us in giving at awionlineorg! – Thank you for being your mythical best and for hanging out with us and Good Mythical More of the same but different because it's still stuff that's hot, in a car, for long periods of time, But different things – You look good, man – You look good too, dude You truck-nutting it up and you're dice-facing it out

– This is one of those moments You know, we talk about like what it would be like if our middle school selves could see us now – And this would make total sense to them – They would be like, yes – Yeah, we get it, we get it

– Mm-hmm – Listening– – You know what, don't even need subtitles – Listening testicles on the chest And dice on the ears (laughing) – Look at that, I'm a double three

– I'm a nine – You're a niner – I'm nine on both sides – We could do a commercial for guys who wash rigs Wash 18-wheelers, hey you got a dirty 18-wheeler? Come on over and see the truck-nut chest boys, with dice face

(laughing) – Well it's really dice ears – Dice ears – I mean, it is on the head, maybe dice heads? – Dice heads – Do you know how they make these? Those are real testies in there (mimicking dinging) – We've got all the ingredients of some sandwiches, of a sandwich that's been left in a car

I can't really think or talk correctly with these on my ears – I feel like when you get a vasectomy, you should be given a pair of these – Right, okay – Feel like that's the one thing that we miss when we got our vasectomies Hey listen, a lot of you people think that we got our balls cut off when we got a vasectomy

Google it But that doesn't mean I don't want a pair of golden testicles to signify the operation – I actually don't want these I don't want any part in what – Take 'em off – we're even talking about – and I'll wear both pairs

– My experience was totally different Actually, they actually cut off my testicles I'm a little appalled that you said that's not part of the process – I'm surprised I missed that considering I watched it (laughing) – Yeah, that was rough

That was rough going there – I'm beginning to smell the ingredients – All right let's make– – I don't know what– – Let's make a sandwich – I don't know what part that smells like, what I'm smelling right now But, it's not half bad

– So what is bread that's been left in a car and gotten over 200 degrees look like? – Bread – Bread Now, it's a bit– – It's hard – It's a bit hardened – That's a cracker, that's a cracker

Don't break it – I'm not gonna break it – 'Cause that's our base layer – I'm gonna make a pedestal for it Now we wanna spread some mayo on there

Oh my gosh, look at this – Somebody's gotta do it – Don't squeeze it now – I'm not squeezing it now – It look like the lid has tried to pop off

– It's hard for you maybe to see this But like, instead of the mayonnaise just being straight across here, it has ballooned up and gotten brown – It's like there's a dome and there's oil above it – There's a mayonnaise dome Oh gosh, look at that

(laughs) – Oh my gosh – Look at that I suspect that's not safe to eat They say that if you leave mayonnaise out for 24 hours, you shouldn't eat it Maybe it gets safe again, after 24 days

– There's definitely a crust – That's like a mother It's like a mayonnaise mother You know what I'm saying like, in kombucha? It's created its own mother – We gotta spread it

– Mother mayonnaise It's my favorite nursery rhyme Oh gosh it's a mayonnaise burger Just put that whole thing– – It's a mayonnaise patty – That's a mayonnaise patty

Just put the whole thing on there Give me that other knife – I mean it looks like cheese cake under there – I think you can probably eat that – It smells like mayonnaise

– It does, it just smells like mayonnaise – Be fearless Smell the mayonnaise It smells like cooked mayonnaise – And then of course you wanna get some of the good stuff down there

– That's the good stuff – Look at that it's almost cheese cake It's a little curdled – No that's a lot – Slightly different consistency than, yeah I like a lot of mayonnaise man

Like a lot of mayonnaise (knives scrapping on hard bread) You can't have too much mayonnaise – Woo! Woo! – I'm just gonna– Look at that, that's like– (disgusted yelling) – Get a whiff of that, brother I dug in there deep (gagging) – Now the whole container has warped

– Yeah, 210 degrees, 12 degrees, whatever 212 degrees is boilin'! – We need some meats So what do we have here? We've got some smoked ham – Oh yeah, it's smoked – Oscar Mayer not a sponsor

Feel how warm it is, I mean, – It was all just taken out of the car right before we shot this – You're yelling – Yeah I know 'cause I've got the– – Muff head! – Dice ears on (laughing) Did you say muff head? – Ear muff ears – Yeah

Oh look at that it's fresh down in the middle Show 'em the middle It's fresh in there – It gets pink down in there – There's still a fresh part, cut it out, eat it

– Pick a ham, any ham – I'll get that middle ham You get some of that middle ham– – That's some cooked ham – Ooh ooh that's good It's all stuck, it's really, really stuck together on the bottom there

– Oh yeah – Just coming off – That's for you – Hold on – I like a lot of ham on my sandwich

– It just smells like ham It doesn't smell bad at all – Hot ham – I think you could eat that I'm pretty positive you could eat that

I think you should try it – I'm pretty positive you could eat that You could– (laughing) – You know it might cure that cold You never know – It might kill that man

(laughing) Man you gotta look out for my wellbeing Smells good though I am tempted – It just smells like good 'ol ham – Good 'ol hot ham

Hot ham, ya'll Now look at that Now that is some hard edge – That's like a burnt end right there Put some of that on the sandwich

– Yeah, put some of that on there (Cajun accent) All right and look, no hot ham mayonnaise patty sandwich is complete without some fisheries And was does a sardine look like that's been in the car for a month? Like this It looks like a fish that's been sitting out on the shore just gettin' hard, gettin' white, what's it called when something dries out? – Gettin' dried out – It's somethin' iculated

What's that word? – Iculated – When somethin' dries out and it's called somethin' somethin' iculated – Gesticulated – Nope – Testiculated

– Don't be uneducated – Manipulated – Desiccated – Desiccated? – Desiccated That's the word I was lookin' for

– I'm gonna break one open here This is what the inside of a sardine looks like (flaky snap) – There's a lot of dust, inhale that Just breathe deep You wanna inhale that desiccated sardine

– It's actually not bad I think it'll settle right there into the mayonnaise – I wanna create, I wanna create a lot of sardine dust (flaky crumbling) There we go, there we go That makes it crunchy

You want your sandwich to be crunchy Desiccated, that's the word I was lookin' for Desiccated – Okay I will give you– – And look at that boy He's just sittin' there, he didn't realize he was gettin' a tan

– How much money to take a bite outta that sandwich? – Line up, ya'll – Where's Mr Beast, last one to not eat this sandwich, first one to eat this sandwich gets 25 thousand dollars – Now I'm gonna push on this sandwich, I'm gonna smoosh out the– – You better watch what you say – The mayonnaise patty

– Is there somebody here that will eat this? – We've got several people standing up – 25 dollars – Here we go, I'm gonna push on that I'm gonna push on this in three, two, one (crunching) – What's happening to that patty in there? – The mayonnaise patty is giving it a nice even push

(crunching) – Well you kinda desandwiched it – All right I want you all to line up and everybody's gonna take a bite When you're sick and under the weather, it actually feels good to talk like this – I've noticed, I notice that you feel that way – Oh, look at that edge

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