Still Frozen Pizza Taste Test

(rooster crowing) (animal roaring) (Wheel of Mythicality clicking) – Welcome to Good Mythical More – Random disturbing fact

– R-r-r-random – We always want to learn new things so here's a random disturbing fact for you and for us If your sweet dog loves squeaky toys, it's because it stimulates the death cries of a small prey item – I guess I could have inferred that but I never thought about it Like, Jade brings a, when I sit on a certain couch– – A certain couch

– You know my house is full of couches – Right, right, right – When I sit down on a certain couch, the blue couch– – Oh, blue couch – Jade will come over with a squirrel– – A squirrel – That has a squeaker in it

And she'll squeak the squirrel for me to throw it at her And it has a death cry – I think she's doing it just to get your attention so you'll throw the squirrel I don't think that Jade is capable of killing She may, I mean, she can be a little feisty, but I don't think she would actually kill another being

You think so? Give her a live squirrel, let's see what happens – No, but she might eat my toes in my sleep She is a wiener dog – That's right – So frozen pizza madness has not ended

It continues because now we're gonna have a frozen frozen pizza taste test because it's just, it's right there in the title – Now, I do, I am very curious Let's go ahead and bring out the first frozen pizza – Bring it out on the box Is there a box? – [Josh] That's all it comes in

– Okay, who is this? – [Josh] It's like a shrink wrapped disk – Okay, so this is the order, so this is good So I really liked Tombstone – Tombstone– – It has a lot of cheese – [Stevie] Yeah, you gave it a seven

It was not your highest, I mean– – It was not as good as DiGiorno– – [Stevie] Or as I say, DiGiorno – Buttery, crispy crust, zesty sauce – [Rhett] I really think it has all those things Buttery crispy crust and zesty sauce How is it frozen? – Have you ever eaten frozen pizza still frozen or been tempted too? – No, but I am tempted right now

– 'Cause like hot dogs, a lot of those, it's like "oh, I'll just eat one of those out of the fridge" When I was a child, I'd never do that now – Oh this is great Look what they just did for us, Link They have given us a Google spreadsheet with all of the scores that we gave

– [Stevie] Oh, then what's the point of me existing? (Rhett laughing) I memorized everything Can I ask, do you have– – We gave it a score of 13 – [Stevie] Do you have like a brand that you usually get? 'Cause I was thinking about those non-frozen ones You know the grocery store and Costco make like fresh pizzas that you can get and then put in the oven? – Those are very good – [Stevie] Yeah, I remember growing up– – I've never had that

– [Stevie] Never got to get that and I remember feeling like really fancy – We need to rank these So yeah, the one that you can get at Costco that's in it, they'll be big It's like a big pizza you could take home and bake It's very good

I don't know what we thought about, let's see what we thought about Kirkland's Oh, we gave it a pretty low score, 10 – Well we're gonna get to Kirkland's So Amy's, did we get this one correct? No, we didn't – We skewered this one

– What did we think was Amy's? Is that what you were saying? – [Stevie] You didn't like this one You said it tasted like, bad – Basil-y – [Stevie] No, no, not basil-y, that was another one – That was number four that you thought was Amy's

Yeah It's still bad – Still bad – I've seen this in our freezer though – Here at work? – No, at my home freezer

Apparently my kids enjoy it – [Crew Member] Somebody said freezer? – Oh, you're back for another burn? – Hi Link, sorry I hit you Couple more burns now – He's back with more burns – I got more burns on my card

(Rhett laughing) Hey Link, are you an ice pop? You got a real stick up your butt Freezer burn (Rhett laughing) – Wow man, that was good That was a good one That one was directed only at Link

– Amy's sucks – Tombstone's very good frozen 'Cause the thinner crust is better frozen – Yeah, so that's better – Then we got DiGiorno

– DiGiorno – Yes, gravity still exists – I'm trying to move that there so we can see the packaging – [Rhett] Oh man, it's – I thought that, I was actually wrong about the crust of DiGiorno There's not a big crust – [Stevie] No, in reality, yeah– – It does pump up? – [Josh] Yeah, do you notice the word right before crust on the box? – Rising – But that's, okay, so yeah

I see the picture But I was just looking at this and it didn't seem like it did it – Well, 'cause you gotta bake it for it to rise – Yeah, see that right here? It pokes out and goes up That's pretty good

– I'm having a difficult time 'cause this one is more frozen 'cause there's more sauce – It's good frozen though I think I might start this Might start doing this Oh the dough, I thought you liked the doughiness

– I love that, I love the– – Well you're complaining about it – Unrisen crust, but the frozen sauce is biting through ice and that's, see that is giving me goosebumps – 'Cause you're enjoying yourself? – In a bad way Kind of like I'm ready for attack DiGiorno is definitely the best, better than the Tombstone 'cause I like that, can I say it's raw? It's unrisen

Pre-risen crust – Okay Now this is the one you said had basil in it I took that, it was its own thing and that's– – Good gracious, that's a big box Do you disagree? – No, it was unique

It is unique – That's a fluffy It's kind of like bread 'Cause it's thawed a little bit – So Josh

– Yes? – Is there a difference in what's happening with the doughs here because this seems like it's already cooked – [Josh] Yeah, I think some of them are par-cooked, which is the difference in DiGiorno is it's actually raw and it's rising when you bake it – Yeah, this is a raw dough Like, that's why it's so like, soft, pliable – It doesn't keep as long or something

– [Josh] I don't know – I don't think that has anything to do with it, it's frozen – If you like raw dough, like me, then you're gonna love DiGiorno – So they par-cooked it, it just means cooked a little bit to create some sort of structure to it – [Josh] Yeah, exactly

– I should go into the pizza business, much as I can guess about pizzas – I may have to taste the Tombstone again to know how good the Kirkland is Now this sad stuff here, what's the– – We gave a really low score to that I want to apologize to Tombstone for liking you so much and thinking you were Totino's And we did get this one right, right? When we guessed it the second time, 'cause I was like "oh, that's that very distinct pizza roll taste

" – The crust tastes like a cracker – I'm back – Oh look, Freezer Burn's back – Freezer Burn's back He's got another card, let's hear it

– Rhett, you're like the contents of my freezer in a blackout, rapidly expiring Freezer burn – You really gotta think about these That's the thing I like about Freezer Burn's freezer burns is it takes you a second and you're like "oh! "Freezer burn" – Speaking of delivery, I think it has something to do with the delivery

– This is really, really awful and it's also, you can see why it's so cheap I mean, look There's barely any sauce on that And then the cheese looks like cheese, they use cheese for something else and then they got the cheese off of the floor for the main thing– – Swept it up, yeah – And put it in that

– Look at this Red Baron, that dirty dog flying through the sky, dropping pizza toppings – Is that what happens? Now, Elliott reminded me that that isn't what happens in the Red Baron commercials In the Red Baron commercials, it's the moms Moms are heavily featured – It's the moms? – It's a moms! Every time

– In leather jackets – Bomber jackets – Ew – You know You know what, somebody found out that they were gonna be the Baroness of Red Baron and it was a life-changing moment for that mom when she came home that day

She's like "kids, I have an announcement "Everybody gather 'round" – I think she's CGI man AI – No, she's a real woman

She probably lives in Encino She's done some commercial work, but then when she became the Baroness, like now, when she's picking up her kids, everybody's like "it's the Baroness" – Here's what happened She brought her kids in for an audition for something and they were like "why don't you stick around? "Can you read some lines for us, Mom? "We kind of need a mom for something, too" – They're like "we're gonna change our whole campaign

" – She's like "oh, well I'm not here for me, "I'm here for my four year old, Angelica" "Just give us a chance" And then next thing you know, she's the Baroness – Oh, her name is Stephanie Kurtzuba – Kurtzuba

– Hold on, does she live in Encino? Look at her wiki – Let's find her exact address – Does she have a wiki? – This is not fabulous – Oh, she's got a wiki! Of course she's got a wiki Second entry, click on it

She lives in New York? She's from Omaha? – She was raised in Omaha – What? – She graduated from Omaha Central High School She performed in local theater productions Her first role at the age of 10 was an orphan pickpocket in "Oliver" – She has a recurring role as Olivia on the Good Wife on CBS, as a cult member Sabrina on the Leftovers on HBO, and on the Paramount Network miniseries Waco

I've seen Waco I enjoy Waco She has also appeared on Law and Order: SVU – Does she always have a bomber jacket on? – Who hasn't? What? – You heard me – She's from New York

She lives in New York via Nebraska This is making me rethink the whole Red Baroness thing I bet you she likes Encino though I bet you she's been there – Let's read about her personal life

– She married Joshua Coakley, let's read it together – [Both] In 2005 They met when Kurtzuba was performing in a show at the Alley Theatre in Houston and Coakley was working on the show in the props department – How sweet – They live in New York City– – [Both] And have two sons who love to eat Red Baron pizza

They love to eat Red Baron pizza so much that she auditioned to become the Baroness that you now know and love from the Red Baron commercials – Her maternal grandparents built the bowling alley in 1955 In Omaha – They did She co-owns it

She co-owns it? – West Lanes – This woman owns a bowling alley – You know what, Mrs Kurtzuba, we would like to issue, first is an apology – We've invited a lot of people on the show, we've never gotten anybody to come on

– We would like to extend a humble invitation for you to come on our show, it's called Good Mythical Morning This is not it, this is Good Mythical More – We invited Scott Bakula, he didn't respond Who else have we invited on the show from Good Mythical More? Yeah, the voiceover guy, who is that? – The Battleship guy? He came on the podcast – No, we did him

I mean, we invited him onto the show He was on the podcast, Dave Andreas – So Mrs Kurtzuba, can I call you Stephanie? Stephanie, anytime you'd like, we would love to have you on Good Mythical Morning and we'll give you the Red Baroness treatment (Rhett laughing) – But we will not allow you to wear your bomber jacket because then it would become a sponsorship deal

– Right, this is not a sponsor thing, this is about being friends – It's about bowling, really, is what it's about – Right, we want free bowling in Omaha Move at the speed of conversation toward Mythicalcom and save 10% on our Ear Biscuits mug

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