The Dry Mouth Challenge

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org Thank you for being your mythical best and welcome to the first annual dry mouth challenge Our two contestants today are none other than a guy whose beard seems to be getting totally outta control and another dude who is me – Hey guys So the object of the dry mouth challenge is to get through all these dry foods without having a sip of water while blowing a hair dryer into your mouth, okay? – First person to have to drink water loses

Speaking of losers, you've lost, so, we've gotta punish you before we can do this So just for the next few seconds, we're gonna play the most annoying sounds on earth and you're gonna have to listen to 'em – So go ahead and pause the video and go put headphones on if you don't already have them on – You don't wanna annoy anybody around you, just yourself – Okay, now you're back now turn the volume up

I mean, you can ease the volume up a little bit I don't want you to hurt your ears – All right – These are all the most annoying sounds in the world all together at the same time, three, two, one (cacophonous noise) – Why are we listening to it? (cacophonous noise) – Wow

Was that a truck backing up or someone in – I think it was a baby drivin' a trash truck in reverse – That would be so, it would be so annoying to see that – What else was in there? – [Stevie] Dental drill, car alarm, I'm just literally looking at Chase and then repeating everything that he says right now – That's easy

– I almost drank the water – But you, I think your narrative was best – I can't drink that yet – Okay so – I'll drink this other water

– Now, you've got to be spraying or blowing air into your mouth the entire time and you have to get through these different items without taking a sip of water Let's go through what the items are – And we, and it's not a race, so we'll say, okay, first item, then we'll do it and then we can say the second item and we can do it then we check in to see how we're doin' – Okay – But first we need to get our mouths entirely dry from the start

(air rushing) My tongue is getting really dry (air rushing) Okay Get the teeth Get the teeth, put the teeth together Put the teeth together

Now, the real test to know if your mouth is dry, I see that there's still water down there – It's dry, dude I can't feel any – I see spit Spit's comin' outta your mouth

Are you slobberin' on yourself? – It's pushin' it all around – Your lips, they gotta stick to your teeth You're slobberin' – Turn off You gotta get your tongue dry

Once you put your teeth together, your tongue starts getting wet again The teeth don't matter Get your tongue really dry and then – My tongue is dry, I'm not touchin' anything – And then start eatin'

Let's not take forever on this step (air rushing) – All right, now let's eat the cracker – Cracker, and I got this and it's on high (air rushing) – Keep your mouth open Don't, don't close your lips

You can't close your lips ever (air rushing) – What happened? – I chewed longer than you – Okay Tortilla chip – This is kinda, tortilla chip? – Tortilla chip

(air rushing) – This is hard – Pita bread! – Pita bread! (air rushing) – Oh, okay – My lips are gettin' really dry – This is a lot (air rushing) – You're blowin' pita bread on me

– Sorry (air rushing) – I can't, I can't eat any more of this pita bread – You giving up so soon? – I feel like it's the French onion in my stomach, it's really makin' me bloated – We're only three items in, man Yeah

(air rushing) Now I'm just gonna wait on Link – You keep your mouth open (air rushing) Ah, oh, I had a hard time – Nilla wafer – Why are you still havin' a good time? Oh, god

– There's still a lotta stuff in my mouth There's still a lotta moisture in my mouth (air rushing) You got through that one quick – That tasted good I think half of it blew on the floor

– Three pretzels – Three pretzels (air rushing) Lemme ask you, do you, do you still have, I'm gleeking into my mouth and there's still some moisture – Your body wants to make moisture – Yeah

– Your body can't help but be moisturized – Here's a bunch of peanuts – A plate of peanuts – Hey, you can say peanut, you have to say henuts – A plate of henuts

– Henuts (air rushing) – It's peanut butter – Very dry (air rushing) – Oh (grunting) I can't swallow anything else

The French onion soup – Oh, so you're bowing out? You're bowing out? Are you bowing out? – I'm in pain – Good – You gotta beat me You gotta do at least one more

– Oh, I'm goin' to the end Cornbread (air rushing) – Crazy You're crazy, man You crazy

Look at you, you're crazy You're crazy (air rushing) – This is kinda dry – Yeah (grunting) (air rushing) – And a spoonful, oh gosh, well

– You can have mine A spoonful of – A spoonful of salt No, no, don't You can't blow it when I'm puttin' it in my mouth 'cause it'll blow away

– Okay – I want it to go in my mouth (air rushing) (grunting) – You win, man, you win You win (grunting) It's like a desert in there

– I'm ready to be an astronaut – Ladies and gentlemen, the first annual winner of the dry mouth challenge, Rhett McLaughlin (applause) – I wanna thank my sponsors I wanna thank my sponsors, Nilla wafers, Nabisco, Mortons, Planters – We don't have any sponsors do we? – Tostitos

– Ain't nobody gettin' on board with this stupid idea – Saltines – I think I cut that, you know that little fleshy part behind your two front teeth? I cut that with some peanuts – Yeah – That's what, that's what sent me out

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