Tinder Pickup Lines With A Shocking Twist

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But it's ornate – We all gotta live somewhere – Yes "Ahimsa Campos-Arceiz– – This is in Sri Lanka? – "a research fellow from "the National University of Singapore discovered "three species of frogs living in elephant dung "in Sri Lanka – Come on in guys

– "She doesn't know exactly why they live there, "but her speculation is they just love poop!" – We're inviting in Matt and Ellie, you guys switch places, I'm working with heights here – I said that – It would be a big problem if you didn't – What are we about to do? You guys tell us – We are going to be going through Tinder pick-up lines, or just dating pick-up lines that people used on Tinder, and, we're just presenting them to you, we're not saying one way or the other, it's up to you to decide if they're effective to you

– If we would've been picked up? – Yeah – If they would work on you If it makes you feel all tingly inside – Okay – Well, maybe a tingling sensation is too high a bar for what a pick-up line does, but I think at best a pick-up line is a genuine cheesy way to just break the ice and get through into the gooey underlayer

– Well I'm constantly tingling, but I think that's just a nerve thing – And this is text, 'cause that's how Tinder works This is not– – Yeah, it's all text – This is not– – No pictures – No pictures of– – Yep

– Parts – Right – Good Before we get into this, can I get this Did you know the guy in the wheel video? – [Davin] It's my room mate – Oh, it's Davin's room mate – [Davin] He's an aspiring actor – He was actually great in that one

– He's an expiring actor – I have terrible posture, I just realized – Okay, let's hear the first one – Let's all have great posture – All right, the first one is, I'm just gonna do this one

– Okay, yeah – Hey there, are you the bottom of my laptop because you're hot and I'm getting nervous! – Nice (crew laughs) – What is the getting nervous part? – 'Cause you're laptop's overheating, it could shut down – Yeah, or explode – Yep, that's happened

– Or burn your lap – Yep – I've been burned I used to use my overheating giant Macbook Pro, the first nice laptop I ever had, that was bought used, so it was actually bad as soon as I bought it but I would use it as a space heater in college – Wow, that's a problem

– Yeah, well better than putting the hairdryer underneath your comforter – Yeah, way better – I don't know how to evaluate this I'll say that I feel like if I was single and I was on the market, and I was using an app like Tinder, I think I would probably just zero in on a girl calling me hot and I wouldn't be like, you know what, I don't like your analogy – We're back to that narcissist thing you were talking about earlier

– Right – So we're gonna say this is effective, because she calls the guy hot – I think most guys would be like, what? I'm hot 'Cause guys don't get called hot enough – Yeah

– I also think it's original – Or do they get called hot too much? It goes wildly between the two – Depends on the person All right, so this one, you wanna do back and forth? – Yeah – That's a yes from me too because it was an original, if not fully working come on line

– It also means she has a laptop, which means she's industrious Who knows what she's gonna do next? – She's a busy business lady – She has a portable computer – She's got a phone and a laptop, so she's balling – This is a dialogue, okay? – [Matt] I'm vegan too! – [Ellie] No way? – [Matt] Yeah, that's why I swiped right

– [Ellie] Haha, that's amazing How long have you been vegan for? – [Matt] The start of this conversation – [Everybody] Ooooh! – That's not good – I like it – Yeah, that's my initial reaction 'cause it's not true

It's just, I feel like if you were gonna go vegan, you can't say you're vegan just to get a date– – I'll expunge it – That's what happens all the time though – You saw what happened to Alex He doesn't work here anymore – I've said I was vegan

– He's doing great, we love him – I'll say two things A, it represents open mindedness, because it might be like, I might be It depends how well this date goes The second thing is, it might be that they are vegan because if they have it in their profile, unless it's always a set up for this joke, but it just might be that this person has a great sense of humor and that the very next line was like, just kidding, seven years

You know what I'm saying? But now you know, I have a good sense of humor and I'm also a committed vegan – I just think you're desperate but you're disingenuous It's a no from me – Wow – Fair enough

– I think it all matters how vegan the recipient is Like, if they're vegan for ethical, intense reasons then it's like, that's not gonna fly, but if they're just like, oh I just wanna be like Beyonce and eat better – Or if they're also just vegan for dating reasons We both are just that way – It is not helpful to be vegan for dating reasons

Have you ever tried to eat at a vegan restaurant? It's awful – One time I went to one and they were like– – I disagree, in Los Angeles? – Would you like the Satan? Like, you can eat Satan? – Satan? – Yeah I was like, I'll take the Satan and it made me fart a lot – Well, it is Satan – Satan doesn't go down well

– He loves sulfur – Yeah, too true – Toot true – There's a lot of really good vegan restaurants in Los Angeles – Oh wow

– I'm not even a vegan I thought for a long time, I was so mid-Western and raised on meat and potatoes, that I didn't think I was allowed to order the vegetarian option, like I never even considered it, until a couple of years ago – What's that place in Hollywood, something Home Cooking that's got, we went to thinking that we were getting fried chicken and it was all vegan? – Cafe Gratitude – We've been to Cafe Gratitude too, but– – This place is like– – Cafe Gratitude is good If you're really hungry

– Being hungry is definitely priority number one if you're gonna eat vegan – Like, starving – Yeah, like I will die if I do not eat right now – Do they ask you what sort of mood you're in or something? The waiter says what mood they're in? – You have to say something self affirming– – We gotta move on – [Camerawoman] In answer to the Hollywood home cooking is Doomie's

– Doomie's Home Cooking – Never been there – You have been there with me Before we saw a movie at the Barclay, with Joseph – Joseph who? – Remember that? – This is like a long– – Joel

– This is like eight years ago All right – That's a crazy memory – Well, it was memorable – Okay, are you guys ready for this next one? I don't know who you are

I don't know what you want If you are looking for a hook up, I can tell you I do not want that But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career Skills that make me a delight for people like you If you hate my icebreaker, that'll be the end of it

I will not look for you I will not pursue you But if you do, I may ask you to coffee – I'm out I was out about two sentences in, but I've cut my phone off before I got to the end of this

– Sure – Not a Liam Neeson fan – Yeah, looks like you don't want to be taken away on the wings of love – See, that's what it is It's a permutation of one of those Liam Neeson movies that I haven't seen

– It's the one iconic monologue from the first movie – Taken – Yep – Never seen it – It's okay, but you should know the monologue

Like, if you're aware of pop culture at all – Yeah, it's a meme – Okay, now that I understand that, I would turn my phone back on but it would be too late – Well, important information and if you want to read this, this is the response – I'm impressed, yes you may

– So it worked – So it worked – Theoretically – So that lady was a Taken fan – Looks like you guys just don't get it

– Maybe read it again with an Irish accent? – I can't, I simply won't (Ellie mumbles) – I don't know who you are I can't do it either – I don't know what you want If you are looking for me hook up, I can tell you I do not want that

But what I do I can't – I have a certain set of skills

– Oh yeah! – But what I do have, I have a certain set of skills, skills that I've acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a delight for people like you – Is this Liam Neeson in front of me? – If you hate my icebreaker, that'll be the end of it, I will not look for ya, but I will pursue ya, but if you do, I may ask ya for some coffee – Irish coffee – Now, say something racist – I refuse

– I can smell the pot of gold Let's see the next one – That was a Liam Neeson joke, it wasn't a racist joke – (laughs) Yes, yes, yes – It was a joke about Liam Neeson's racism

– Oh Brett – It's gonna be okay – I totally forgot about that Anyway, moving on! – [Camerawoman] Can we talk more about that? – He was very angry at the time – No, read the next one

– You want me to say it here? – Yeah, what's important is that the recipient's name is Noelle, so pretend your name is Noelle – Easy – That's typically what I do – My favorite thing to do is cud and watch Netflix – No

– It's a misspelling My favorite thing to do is cuddle and watch Netflix – No, no – What, no? – My favorite, my favorite thing to do is cudde and watch Netfix – Ooh

It's like cuddling and watching Netflix, but with Noelle – Put it together, the gears are turning – No, it's been together, I just didn't like it – Oh, oh, oh! – It's coming together for it! – I didn't get it either – Noelle

– She took out all the L's 'Cause there's no L's – Did you really, we talked about this before Matt – I know, I just thought you were impressed with the pick up line – No, I handed him the card, and I was like ooh, this one's a thinker

And he's like, ahaha, yeah – I'm not gonna do that – I don't think it's so good – That is pretty good If I was Noelle, I would say oh my god, you win everything! – With an Irish accent though? – No, no, no

– My favorite thing to do is cudde and watch Netfix It's like cuddling and watching Netflix, but with Noelle – All right, next one – Okay, okay So did you want to do this one? – This is the last one, so pick the best one you want to try to pick us up

– And I'll just skip this Do you use a lot of pick up lines? – Not at all, never in fact – Really, I have a good one for you – Oh yeah? Hit me with it – Are you my appendix? Because I don't know how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

– Ooooh! (imitates shooting gun) – Take you out, like kill you? (Ellie imitates incorrect buzzer) I will find you – I will find you! – Take you out on a date – I was feeling it in my stomach – But that was more Last of the Mohicans I will find you! – Well, let's just move on to a different actor, filmography, or I can do my cockney accent for you? – Do it! – Hallo, gov'ner Are you my appendix? Because I don't know how you work, but this feeling in my tummy makes me want to take you out – Oh god – Chim, chimney cheroo

– It becomes like an Alabama farmer– – Real fast – Like fifth word – I'm an untrained thespian, I've never had a class a day in my life – The short answer is no, that wouldn't work on me, that's cheesy – Too cheesy? – I'm married, none of these are working

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