Weirdest Baseball Players Names (GAME)

– ( rooster crows ) – ( lion roars ) Welcome to Good Mythical More, everybody Don't

Google that Whatever you do, don't Google "Sexy Raw Chicken" ( laughter ) How– how do those words even get strung together? Well, I've done that

– Oh, my goodness – Ugh And then Davin comes over and shows it to us

Ugh! Oh, oh! No, no! – We just said, "Don't Google that" – Oh, what? – There's lemons involved in that one – Good granny – Uh, okay Yeah

– I didn't even know a chicken could do that Speaking from experience, don't Google that You know what? Maybe we should keep this here No, I gotta let my mascot be seen All right

– Ow! – We're gonna play a game We're gonna compete with one another and I have the distinct advantage Not because I know baseball players' names– But you're being supported emotionally – But because I have a mascot – Yeah, you do

– Keep that up, Sausage Link – Whoo! He should really have a name, you know, like, Doggie or– Isn't Sausage Link my name? – Sammy Sausage Link – Sammy Yeah, yeah – Sammy– Sammy Link

– Yeah – Um – Wayne the Weiner

Stevie's gonna give us a name of a baseball player, – or it could just be a made-up name – Past, present, or future? – Stevie: All of the above – Right, right M'kay – You ready to play? – Get me– get me pumped up

– What are you doing? – Yeah! – ( laughter ) – Ow! Last one What are you– You're failing Oh, there you go – He's eating his own finger – Yeah

– Pace yourself We got a whole game to play – That's what he does – I love it – Delicious! Stevie: Okay

Oh, I'm sorry Were we not done with that? Stevie, you need to adopt a really quick pace for this – My mascot is not gonna last – He's dropped his ketchup – He's falling apart

– Well, it is his first day How's this supposed to make me feel if you can't hold it together? You're my support structure, man – I think this is perfect minor league– – Sorry – Minor league– – You can do it! – Okay – What? – You can do it! – Yes, okay

Here we go with the first one Johnny Dickshot – Johnny– – Ste– Stevie ( laughter ) – Dickshot? – I'm sure that's not how you pronounce it Can you spell "Dickshot"? – D-I-C-K– – I think it's "D'Kshot

" – Johnny "Dee-Kashot" – Sure is a real baseball player

Is it– keep spelling the last name – S-H-O-T – Oh Fake "Dee-kashot

" – Fake – Real – Real – Yes! He plays for the Pittsburgh Pirates I mean, he did, from 1936 to 1938

Yeah, I don't think he plays anymore, based on that baseball card Unless he's going real retro – Um, okay Next one – That's real? – That's real

– That's real? I mean, I got it right, but I still don't want to believe it – Greg Leg – Greg Leg? – Greg Leg – Fake What's his middle name? – Peg

– ( laughter ) He's a Pirate Get it? He's a Pirate – Yeah Oh – ( imitates bat hitting ball ) – Well, if that's true

– Pittsburgh Greg Leg is also a real baseball player – He is real! – Dang! He played from 1986 to 1987

– Greg Leg – There he is That was when I actually collected baseball cards Did you ever collect pro cards? Because that's what he's on Hold on

Red Barons? Oh, that must be his– – minor league card – It's his minor All right I'm two-for-two Give me another one

I'm on a roll I got that one right – Thanks I was leading the crowd – What do you mean, "Thanks"? – ( laughter ) – I got– "Thanks

" I love a mascot that's all about what he's doing – Dude, it's so hot in here – The best– – The best ones are – "Got one right" "Thanks!" The best ones are

– Okay – Guy Strong – Guy Strong Fake! – Boring I mean, it probably is real even though you made it up, so you better Google it

I'm saying fake until one is fake Um, I think– I think this one is real Fake Oh, yeah Okay

How about Carlos Santana? Carlos Santana Hmm – Uh, the guitarist? – Is there also a baseball player named Carlos Santana? – Yes – I would say– it's almost undoubtedly true that they're has to be a baseball player named Carlos Santana – True

Yeah – Yeah, I already said true Correct Real He plays as a catcher for the Philadelphia Phillies

Oh He's got it going on He's looking to the skies Look at that– pop fly That's gonna get caught, man

You're out You're looking way too high Yeah, that's not a homer That's not a homer stance – Why you looking– – How about Chubby Groins? – Chubby Grines? – Groins

– Groins? – G-R-O-I-N-S Chubby Groins? That– you need to see a doctor, sir – Um– – Chubby Groins No Fake

It has to be fake It has to be Fine It's fake Oh, he's doing the moonwalk

Look at that They call it the wiener walk He's lost his tool belt Oh, gosh! He's got buns all over the ground He looks so– he looks so– My sausage is still up

I didn't think about that I'm sorry, I didn't think about it when I said it – Barry Jingleberry – I apologize – What? – Barry Jingleberry

– Barry Jingleberry? – Barry Jing– Yeah, true Barry Jingleberry Now this is like the Key and Peele, McCringleberry – Yeah – It's a little too close to that

– Barry Jingleberry – This is fake – Real – This is fake Oh, you– you're going against me now? I support you

It's fake – ( groans ) – Yes! – Okay Okay, here's your last one I'm allergic to my mascot Seventh inning stretch

You wanna bite? I don't wanna bite your finger Look at the way he wiggles it, though – It's so enticing – I'd hate to– He's beckoning you I'd hate– I'd hate to bite your finger

He comes into the crowd and he beckons you with his– With his sausage fingers How about you? No, no It's not my mascot – Yeah, but you know – No, no, no

"It's not my mascot" If you were my mascot I'd be all over it – Trust me Yeah – "It's not my mascot

" I would've got two or three by now "It" meaning you that I'm speaking to – All right – ( thud ) – What was– – You cannot win I cannot win

Nope – I can only get closer – Okay Okay, it all comes down to this, even though Link is already winning and you can't win, Rhett – I've already won

– Yep Whoo! Dick Pole – Dick Pole? – Stevie – D-I-C-K – That's real

Pole – Dick Pole – Yeah, yeah, he was– – Good ol' Richard Pole Went with the shorter nickname Shorter? Speak for yourself

What did you say? – I said it was real – I will also say real – It's real! – Yeah, let's see him! – Richard Henry Pole – Rhett: Look at that guy For the Red Sox

Man, what a man! Dick Pole is looking into the distance trying to find anyone who can just love him for who he is, not for his name Yep Mm-hmm – I win! – Congratulations! – Up top – Do I win not having a mascot? – Oh! – Uh! Thank you! Thank you! Kevin just came in and bit my mascot! – You can't do that! – That's all I wanted

– I think he can – This is my freakin' mascot! You want some? Keep your grubby mouth off my mascot, Kevin! That wasn't Kevin, that was Chubby Groins – That was Chubby Groins? – That was Chubby Groins Chubby Groins, get your mouth off my mascot!

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