What Are They Pointing At? (GAME)

– I can't see it from here! Here we go Gotta turn my head? Geez! – Welcome to Good Mythical More – Oh! 10 Word Story, guys We're gonna collaborate on a 10 Word Story I'll start it: Timmy

– Ate – Your – Mom's – Kitty – But

– He – Farted – So – Sorry (laughter) – If there's no flatulence involved it's okay to eat a kitty

– "Timmy ate your mom's kitty but he farted so sorry" (groans) (laughter) – We're geniuses! – That's a great story, guys – Or is it "Timmy ate your mom's kitty butt"? – Hey hey! – Hemingway, eat your heart out over here – Okay So, you've got a series over on Bunny Ears where you point at things

– Yes Yes, I go to different cities and point at things Everything from like landmarks to just a piece of poop on the ground It really shows the city off – We kinda sit here at our desk and look at pictures of people pointing at things but they're censored so we have to guess what they're pointing at

Never done it before, but we're gonna do it right now Let's see the first one Oh Okay See, so the mom, I'm gonna say that's a mom and a daughter

The mom's looking up, the daughter's The eyeline's different – Yeah, they're not looking and pointing at the same thing

This is stock imagery for you Bad direction here I think it's just dad – I think it's a clown I'm gonna go clown

– I was gonna say man who looks like their dad – I think it's a begging greyhound Like on the back legs – Oh it's a jogging gorilla – [Macaulay] I was pretty close, actually

(laughs) – Okay, so is this a stock photo? It has to be – No that's a real encounter with Bigfoot (laughter) – I mean it's like, "I want you to look this way like you don't see the jogging gorilla" – And they told the woman like, "I want you to look where the gorilla's going to be" – No, the girl's just pointing at what's behind the gorilla, Lord knows what that is

– Right, uh-huh There's a lot to be confused by – The eyes on that gorilla are very creepy Who gets the point on this one? – What did you say? – I said clown – Okay, clown is the closest to that

– Yeah, he's dressed up – Mac gets the point – Yeah, I'll take it (interested noises) – [Link] Now this isn't a stock image (laughter) – I think he's just flipping the bird with the other hand

(laughter) – That's a good one! – I think that's the only way to redeem the fact that I don't like this guy – You don't like that guy? – Look at him, look at him! – [Link] He's got on a vinyl bow-tie – [Macaulay] Yeah, I was gonna say the bow-tie and the color coordinated glasses – You know what? It's not his fault Again, there's some stock image director who's like cobbling this stuff together

– Mm-hm – Right – Just throwing noodles at a wall to see what sticks and what people will buy – So you're guessing noodles, then? – Yeah, I'm – a handful of noodles (laughter) – I was gonna say dildo but I think I'm gonna go banana

– Okay, yeah – Close enough – Yeah, the fruit – the dildo or fruit The fruit Fruit

Fruit of the dildo – [Macaulay] Ah! See! It was a piece of fruit! – [Link] Okay so you've got another point – I'm crushing you guys today! – Wow you are surprisingly good at this – Every game that we throw at you, you're good at – Yeah, what can I say? – Okay, all right, next one

Oh, well first of all – [Link] My goodness! – [Rhett] Dad just got out of prison (laughter) – One of these things is not like the other

– Just got out of all the prisons – If there's a couple somewhere in the world where the man looks like that, and the woman looks like that I would like to be their friends

(laughs) – No, no, they're not married; he's just the babysitter (laughter) – What does it say over his left eye? Does it say like, "health"? – Yeah, health

– Yeah – He's a health nut, can't you tell? – "Tent"? – I think it's a picture of the next tattoo that's going to go over his right eye, that they're all looking at "Yes, you see what daddy's gonna get?" – Mm-hmm – It seems like something coming out of that flower pot But it as as bizarre as this is, it can't be a flower

– Of course, they might be looking at what's in his hand as opposed to like the flower that's there, but I dunno – Right

But that's a well-placed pot – But y'know, she's pointing at something She's pointing at something – I think it's an animal – I think its a photo of him pre-tattoos

– Hamster I'm going hamster – Oh, I didn't guess But yeah, it's an iPad! – That was just a mug – Oh, it was a mug! – Okay, well who do you think was closest? I think that there was a photo on that iPad

– I didn't guess! (laughs) It just popped up – Yeah, well you've got too many points to guess – "This is where daddy's room at prison's going to be" – He seems like a nice enough – This is daddy's bottom (boing) (laughter) – All right See, that's why you didn't guess So I'll get the point for that

– Okay, Link gets the point Everyone's pointing at this! – [Link] It's one hand pointing back – (grumbles) I was gonna guess that too (pondering noises) I don't even know It's gonna be some sort of animal

– But it's something that a lot of white people would point at – Oh yeah So it's a poodle? – White people love poodles

– "It's a poodle" – I'm gonna say it's a hand but it's not pointing, how about that? So maybe like a thumbs-up or, y'know, a middle finger or something – I think it's a foot – Ooh that's good – All right, let's see it

– What've we got? – [Rhett] Oh! (laughs) It's just a thumbs up! – [Link] You nailed it! – [Macaulay] (guttural) Yes! – Mac, how did-? Isn't that exactly what you said? – Yes! I said a thumbs-up or something like that – How? – Just I'm on my game today You guys have great coffee – Are you like, in the stock photos? Is that your-? – It's actually my thumb

(laughter) – [Group] Oh my goodness – [Rhett] Okay so – [Macaulay] It's something long (laughs) – [Link] What is – what is this guy

? – [Rhett] I think he's supposed to be like a tinfoil – [Link] Mad Scientist? – Yeah, I think some kind of like, electrode or something

Something like that It's something long – Why do these photos – It's like an antenna? – It's something that's coming from that and then going into his brain – That's what I think It's like some kinda weird like electrode-y kinda thing Something electric – I think its something absolutely stupid

– I think it's a Dodson – I think it's a sign that says "I'm with stupid" – What have we got? – Pointing at him – Okay – [Macaulay] Its an antenna! – [Rhett] It's an antenna with coffee beans

– [Macaulay] (laughs) Coffee beans! All right! – Alright, you get another point – Makes sense! There's my clown! There's my clown – This is some more pointing – Maybe he's pointing back at that prisoner dude You know, he's got like tattoos on his arm and stuff

– Yep, he got the tattoos down there on the left I think it's a tattoo of a clown – I think he's got a torn bicep – I think it's a face I think someone's face is there

– [Link] Oh like- – [Macaulay] Oh it's a bunny! – [Rhett] Of course it's a bunny Which is technically a face! – Yeah, yeah Still Close enough – How many more do we have? (muffled voice off-screen) This is the last one, okay

– Guys, this is the last one and we've got- – [Macaulay] How come this one isn't a bunny? – [Link] A magician A magician I like his style in general

– Yeah he's got style and grace – I think his day-job is under that (laughter) 'cause this is definitely not his full-time gig – I mean, is it just a card? Maybe it's just a card No, it's gonna be like his middle finger

– I mean this is the last one – That's what I mean, it's gotta be something, I think it's gonna be like a middle finger or something – These things are so random – Maybe it's like a dead canary – Yeah I was thinking a dead animal too You can see it in his eyes He feels guilty for being there So what is your guess? – I said like a middle finger or something like that

– Okay so you're going with the middle finger – A gesture – All right Well then I'mma go with the dead canary, I'mma take your second guess – So what've we got? – Rhett, what's your guess? His day job? – A child's ear

– Bloody? Is it bloody? – Yeah, bloody child's ear – [Link] Nothing! – [Macaulay] Nothing! Hey! – Oh, what an anti-climactic ending to a wonderful morning – But hey, Mac, I think you actually won that game as well and there's an even better prize; you get to pull David Hill's finger So David Hill, come on in – Production Assistant David Hill

– All right! – Oh look, he's bringing it in! (laughter) – Fart sound – (elongated) Oh snap – David just said fart sound – Yes he did – So that's what happens; you pull his finger and he says "fart sound"

– Fart sound – Fart sound – After some struggle – Fart sound Fart sound

– I can do this all day! – Fart sound – Fart sound – Can I? If I pull that, what happens? – Sound fart (laughter) – Oh, so sound fart – One more

– Fart sound Fart sound – What if Rhett pulls it? What does it say? – Fart sound fart (laughter) – Oh wow – One more

– Fart sound – Okay, two more – Fart sound Fart Fart

Far- far- far- far- fa- fa- fa- fa- fa- fa- (rhythmic "fa"-ing) – We should've started with this Wow Forget the bunnies, this should've been the episode – You're hired! – Fart sound – [Link] We wrote a novel; The Lost Causes of Bleak Creek

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